Let me impart some hard earned wisdom on you, my friends. If you feel the need to go skinny dipping in the hot tub while it's clearly 10 degrees outside, make sure that you are 100% healthy in the first place. Don't run across the cold snow in your bare feet, don't sit in the hot tub and laugh at how there are icicles in your wet hair, don't stare at the sky and wonder when the snow will get here. Simply put, just. don't. do. it. And above all, if you have a cold to begin with, do not run outside and laugh at how the air hurts to breath, don't sit in the hot tub wearing nothing but your birthday suit for an hour, don't go inside and forget to dry your hair, don't take a shower and then leave your wet hair freezing and wet all night long. Instead, stay at home. Stay in bed, stay under the warm, warm covers, drink hot tea, take medicine, don't go outside for any reason. Just stay put.
Honestly. This is the worst cold of my life. (worth it, completely)
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You are silly.
ReplyDeleteWhen did this all go down?
silly, or possibly very stupid. lol
ReplyDeletelast week sometime, i forget exactly. i've had the cold for TOO LONG.
Well actually that sounds like lots of fun if it was warmer and not deathly cold outside.
ReplyDeleteGah, the cold, well I hope it goes away soon.
it was a lot of fun actually. even though it was cold. that was the best part! the cold after the fact, was not fun at all.
ReplyDeleteis not fun, i mean.